Thursday, February 19, 2009

We n the air..[';']

We and The Air……..

Air?..us..?ha3,,pe lar kne mngena 2 mende niey eak,,Sssh,listen first..there is a thing that I wanna relate with em,..anyway B4 we go much further in2 my writings lets together say our greatest thanks, ALHAMDULILLAH..to ALLAH for giving us so many gifts,for being so kind to us that he gave us the biggest gift ever to a human being,,the gift of islam and iman..ALHAMDULILLAH..

For those lucky ones that ALLAH have given almost a perfect body,[‘’almost’’ rite..?since there is nobody thats 100% perfect in this world] we should really say ALHAMDULILLAH hundreds,ermm no,,thousands,,still no,,millions..?cannot2,.haa,,we should say billions and billions and billions of times..why,,?what did u say just now,,?why..?ewah3..sggh ungrateful u aa..ish2..we have a good sight rite,.?we can talk even hours on the phone rite..?..or else we can simply classify the bads and goods.. isn’t that enough 2 be a reason 4 that silly question we asked..ASTAGHFIRULLAH..

Hurmm,..since I’ve been quite rajin nieyh..let me tell u a story..short jer..wanna hear..?ha3,,.dont care if you don’t want to,,. I’m writing not talking so I’m gonna jot it down even if u close ur eyes..ha3..BOO..!..Orait sit back and relax..

One day there was a boy,he was having a bisol on his bontoot, so taw2 je la when you can’t sit down, what would you do..? of course lar u’ll walk and walk and walk while ur mouth would be the ‘’best’’ mouth ever in the world..babbling,babbling,babbling ‘why must it be me’,,’why must it be me’ ….haiyya manya pity ooO..

So instead of making the whole house a ‘free talk show’[although he is babbling on his own]..this boy decided to take some fresh air outside…he took his Volvo’s key behind the door and just less than a minute he put it back.. ‘’damn if only there’s enough space 4 me to stand in the driver’s seat.huh.’’

After wearing his yellow selipar jeponhe started his ‘’ bisol therapy’’,breathing the fresh air..jalan pnye jalan pnye jalan pnye perjalanan,nmpk la si budok bontot berbisol eiyh sorang mamat..this mamat buley la dikatakan normal andai sekiranyew beliau tidak memakai cermin mate hitam,tidak kudung tgn dan tidak kudung kaki..tpi apakn daya semua jnis kecacatan ini ader pada beliau,,,tpi bkn itu persoalannyew..the big question is..how on earth could this unfortunate man still smiling, and tmbh pulak tuh tga mnyandarkn badan beliau kt dinding sambil menggelek’n badan beliau di dinding tersebut..hepi jerh..ermm,,x rase terbeban kew,.x bley meliht,x bley bgrk..x ley sikat rambut..ish3,,inila persoalan yg berlegar2 dan berputar2 dlm kepala si bontot bisol td..da elok budak eiyh cuma ader bisol kt buntut,brtmbh pulak biolnyew d otak yg smemangnyew biol2 basah…

Bg tujuan ingin menghilang kn rase biolnyew itu..beliau pon telah meringan2kan lidah dan bibir beliau yg seperT Angelina jolie itu untuk merungkai persoalan yg bersirat dalam kepala otak beliau…beliau pon bertnyew.. ‘’bang,bang..tnyew sikeyt bley..?.. ‘’apahal..?’’jwb brader nieyh,,.

‘’Cenniey lar brader..tgk keadaan brader yg serbi serba kekurangan nieyh tpi mampu lg senyum,hepi erh,.sedikit sebanyak menghadiahkn sejuta dua persoalan kt kepala lutut saye lar…bley erh abg citer sikiyt rahsia ktenangan luar biasa yg ader pada diri abg nieyh..?sikiyt pon jdi lar…’’p/s=jgn tiru gaye prtnyaan yg diutarakn oleh budak bontot bisol ini pada maner2 org tua ataw pun org krg upaya..jika sekiranya anda masih merasakn dlm dunia ini masih lg ader jiwa2 yg menyayangi anda dgn seikhlasnya..[friendly message from semut.fm]

ha3..ha3..hi3..hu2.. ‘’aiy..,bley plak brader nieyh gelak’n aku,.huduh pulak tuh gelak..”getus hati kecil budak itu apabila brader nieyh mngelakkn beliau..

‘’dik dgr sini…apa yg adek nmpk abg tga bwt skang eiyh..?’’,, ‘’ermm..ntah.yg saya nmpk abg tergesel2 kt dinding blkng abg tuh..ape abg ader hajat nk masok tarian tango erh…?’’

‘’Ha3..sugguh berakhlak soalan adek nieyh..aper kicik2 mak bpk x ajr adab masok tndas erh,,.[xder kaitan on..]

Cenniey dik..sebenar2nyew lar yg adek nmpk abg tergesel2 bdn kt dinding nieyh,tersengih2 sorang,nmpk hepi jew..bkn lar sebab abg ader daftar nme abg kt maner2 prtndingan tarian tango ker capoiera kew ataw pon sehati berdansa ker..tpi cuma blkng bdn abg nieyh selalu rse gatal2,since abg nieyh x berkaki x bertngn.x mampu nk garu blkng badan sendri..ALLAH telah beri abg ilham kat abg untuk gesel2kn badan abg kt dinding permukaanyew kasar nieyh,,ALHAMDULILLAH..sikiyt sebnyk kurang rasa gatal kt belakang badan abg nieyh..syukran ya ALLAH…ermm..itu jerw,,,da jelas..?’’

Terpesona budak tersebut mendgr jwpn yg sggh ringkas namun ckp pedas bg dirinya yg menelan sbotol cili boh dgn mentah begitu saja,,tahulah beliau betapa tidak bersyukurnya beliau selama ini,.baru saja ALLAH tarik nikmat duduk dgn selesa drpd dirinya,.dah kecoh satu majlis perbandaran..ish3 sdgkn beliau sendri sedar beliau masih lgi mampu melihat,mampu mendgr.masih waras berfikir,,diam2 dlm hati beliau membisik.. ‘’ampunkan kesilapan ku ya ALLAH’’…

Haa..mcm tulah juga kita hari nieyh..tiap2 hari ALLAH bekalkan kita dgn udara yg mencukupi..percuma lgi tu..suda semestinya belom ader lgi diantara kita yg dikunjungi malaikat pada hujung bulan dgn membawa bil yg bermeter2 pnjngnyew.. ‘nah..!ini bil udara yg tuan sedut sepnjng bulan nieyh,sila jelaskn byrn untuk bulan ini dgn meningktkn lgi amal tuan kpd ALLAH.menjaga aurat tuan,tunaikan sgala perintah ALLAH,tgglkn segala larangan ALLAH,,jika tidak bekalan udara untuk paru2 tuan akn dipotong,,jelas..?assalamualaikum..jumper lgi bulan hadapan..!!”

Maha pemurah ALLAH..dlm keadaan kita yg terapung2 dalam lautan dosa,masih lagi ALLAH memberi kita peluang untuk membaiki diri kita..igt lah sesungguhnya ALLAH telah pun membeli jiwa dan seluruh kehidupan org mu’min itu untuk dtukarkan dgn syurga nya…janji ALLAH itu pasti..fikirkanlah..

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